White russian

Yo!
Long delay does not mean that nothing is happening, opposite, soon i will update with some devastating-splashing-breaking news.
Here is a small tip:

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* 2 oz Vodka   Mix the Vodka and Kahlua together
* 1 oz Kahlua  over ice, then float the cream or
* 1/2oz cream  milk on the top.
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Wiki this

The only place to find out what Microsoft Software is for: Wikipedia.

An epileptic monkey on crack

* Helloworld.c
* The most simplistic C program ever written.
* An epileptic monkey on crack could write this code.

Bashism

The shell on OpenWRT is fairly basic. If you use some bashism, it will not work.