Larry Ellison on self

“When you write a program for Android, you use the Oracle Java tools for everything, and at the very end you push a button and say, ‘Convert this to Android format.'” - Larry Ellison, 2013, CBS interview.

Pluto

Astronomers on the New Horizons team, who sent a spacecraft to Pluto in 2006, are very unhappy. The thing their craft is going to is no longer a planet. It’s sort of fun to tease them about that.

Tabular forms

This quote tells more than needed:

Finally, someone concedes that all of their problems are the result of tabular forms! If everyone else in this community would come to that realization we'd have 1/100 the questions on the forum, wars would end, world hunger would be resolved, dogs and cats would be friends...

Thanks Tyler

Computers

Computers - they where ok in 1984.
Things have changed since then. (Dailymotion)

Digi

XTend and XBee OEM RF Modules use a standard 2mm (0.079 ) spacing header. We are not aware of any breadboards that handle the 2mm (0.079 ) spacing of these OEM RF modules.

Bump. Where the hell should I put it then!?

Python answer

> Haha. How can I fix this!

Haha to you too. Position your cursor at the scene of the crime. Hit
the space-bar 4 times. Hit Ctrl-s. Try running it again. - John Machin

Rules

The rules go from never to always with sometimes in between - J. Garmany on Indexes.

Wiki this

The only place to find out what Microsoft Software is for: Wikipedia.

An epileptic monkey on crack

* Helloworld.c
* The most simplistic C program ever written.
* An epileptic monkey on crack could write this code.

Bashism

The shell on OpenWRT is fairly basic. If you use some bashism, it will not work.

We are sorry. Till the death (yours We mean). Sorry

Atsiprašome vartotojų, gavusių klaidingą sąskaitą

Šią savaitę dėl techninių nesklandumų dalis vartotojų gavo sąskaitą su eilute „Skola iki mirties". Eilutė atsirado dėl programinės klaidos sąskaitų formavimo metu.

Labai atsiprašome vartotojų, gavusių tokią sąskaitą.

VĮ „Visagino energija" administracija

Cool name

#2. Hangman Utility – The Hang Manager (hangman) utility is a new 11g tool to detect database bottlenecks.

New corner on the blog

Quote from an unspecified source:

#1. Authorized users should obtain the OSX files from Apple. It is illegal to obtain them from torrent sites by searching under the following keywords: “VMWare files for patched Mac OS X Tiger Intel”.